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    Sunday, August 16th, 2009
    11:03 am
    Monday, January 12th, 2009
    12:33 am
    Friday, January 2nd, 2009
    11:55 am
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very Low
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
    Level 7 (Violent)Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

    Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

    Current Mood: crazy
    Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008
    3:48 am
    wow...daft punk would be proud
    (note: beginning is kinda long, but wow)




    Current Mood: impressed
    Thursday, January 17th, 2008
    11:34 pm
    Friday, November 30th, 2007
    7:19 am
    Frustrated
    Im so tired of doing the right thing and being hurt...its time for me to do what makes me feel good for once and fuck everyone else...

    Current Mood: frustrated
    Saturday, October 20th, 2007
    8:31 am
    Sunday, October 7th, 2007
    8:55 am
    Lonely...
    Why does doing the right thing feel so shitty???

    Why is it that a good person finishes last???

    How can people throw other people away so easily?

    AND WHY IS IT IM THE ONE ALWAYS ASKING THESE DAMN QUESTIONS CRYING?

    Current Mood: sad
    Wednesday, September 5th, 2007
    6:51 am
    Stupid
    I AM SO STUPID!!!

    Current Mood: rejected
    Sunday, July 15th, 2007
    5:32 pm
    WTF!!!
    Jaw dropping news of the day:

    Went to a club last night  in downtown Chicago. I go up to a Bartender and this conversation happened.

    (Warning: when done reading, you might want to hit someone who is a known idiot!!!)

    Colliness: "Can I have a bottle water?"

    Bartender: "We only carry Bling H20 water bottles now."

    Colliness: (Puzzled look) "If its water, then I take it."

    Bartender:  "Okay, that will be 40 dollars."

    Colliness: (laughs) "Youre joking right?"

    Bartender: "No....im not."

    Colliness: (walking away)  "Are you on crack?"

    When this happened I could have sworn I heard something crack. I realized it was MY BRAIN!!!

    Current Mood: irate
    Saturday, July 7th, 2007
    10:27 pm
    Rules for dealing with a difficult partner
    Yeah the title sounds bad, but sometimes you need to follow certain rules that will help you along your way to maintaining a good relationship and keep your self esteem....Lets face it, maintaing a healthy relationship is hard!!! So sometimes our partners need to know and remember why they are with you.

    RULE #1: You're awesome and don't let your mate forget it. Don't walk around with a sash or anything; just understand that you're a catch and that you'll be great whether you're actively dating or flying solo. In other words: the party follows me wherever I go.
    RULE #2: Never treat your mate better than you treat yourself. One time-tested truth is that nice guys indeed finish last. Treat your mate too well and they'll think you're a clingy doormat. Jerks always seem impossible to leave. That doesn't mean don't buy lunch or cuddle, but don't give gifts too often or otherwise spoil them. If you gotta shower someone with affection, shower yourself. They'll see how you treat yourself and respect you for it, hoping that in time, you'll do the same for them. 
    RULE #3: My time is fucking valuable. It is important to always have the illusion that you have a backup plan. So if your loser mate stands you up and calls you up, don't sweat it, just hit em with "Oh, it was no big deal. My boi came by and we chilled together; he kept me company so it was cool."
    RULE #4: Care, but don't care too much. You must maintain an air of coolness about you. Blowing your top all the damn time just makes you seem petty, even when you're in the right. React like it's water off a ducks back. Why? Because emotion makes you seem like you're too committed...and caring too much is a sign of weakness! It sounds bad, but it's true. So If you're aloof and standoff-ish, they feel like you're ready to leave at a moments notice and that is scary to them if they care anything about you.
    RULE #5: Keep a clique of hot, attractive friends around. Show them off to your mate every once in a while. The object of this is simple: you're replaceable, and by someone much, much hotter. Usually one appearance is good, but increase if they start fucking up and need a reminder on just what kind of ass you could be getting.
    Last-minute notes: If you can, have a backup plan if your loser mate cancels on you without pity; have fun without them and let them know that you did...do not call too much; if they say they're going to, let them. You give up power when you constantly call them...lastly, always keep your cool. If you show too much emotion, you lose.


    Current Mood: horny
    Monday, May 28th, 2007
    7:36 am
    Morning pondering...
    Finally have 2 straight days of no work. Two days of me doing nothing but being lazy and sleep.....

    So why the hell cant I sleep and in an extremely horny state?

    Just. Want. To. Sleep!!!

    Current Mood: irritated
    Sunday, April 8th, 2007
    11:44 pm
    PISSED OFF....
    I am extremely angry right now!

    I really hate people who, since dont have original ideas on their own, take credit or try to steal your ideas...For example, I work hard to be a dancer. I dont put myself as a world class dancer, but Im good at what I do. I also work hard for the shows and programs I put together to make it work...AND FOR SOME WHITE TRASH BITCH THAT FEELS THAT BECAUSE SHE IS MY SUPERIOR SHE CAN TAKE THE CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING IVE DONE AND FUCKS IT UP BECAUSE SHE IS A FUCK UP...Im tired of working my ass off just to be thrown back in my face that Im nothing but a tool for others to make it and rapes my ideas for their own benefits! Im tired of turning the other cheek for these individuals. This is my dream, Ive worked, bled, sweat, and sacrifice too much for them to take this away from me! 

    But for now...I cant do nuthin. Young black boi trying to make it in the master's house I guess.

    Current Mood: angry
    Wednesday, April 4th, 2007
    7:43 pm

    So Dance with Mario Lopez (Famous from Save by the bell and dancing with the stars!). Cool Cat, very nice, and is happy that Im dancing with him for his Smart spot tour(www.smartspot.com)



    Things are going very well and hopefully things will continue to take off for me



    Current Mood: hopeful
    Thursday, March 15th, 2007
    3:13 pm
    Shakira not on tour
    So this is how she looks like when not touring!

    1:08 am
    Problem...conclusion
    thanks for the comments for my problem I wrote about in my last entry. We talked things out and he said that our relationship is more important than a "queen's rampage for not having me"! We are in a solid relationship and things are going to be cool with us!!!
    Tuesday, March 13th, 2007
    8:02 am
    Problem
    Okay...if your boifriend is talking to an ex of yours and he knows how much hell this ex of yours put you through and yet his defense is that "he never did me wrong, so I will talk to him", would you be angry or would you suck it up and just deal with it?
    Thursday, March 8th, 2007
    4:08 pm
    Zumba!!!
    So guess what, got the audition in being a zumba trainer...yeah baby!!!

    Errr...forgot to tell you wtf is zumba!





    This is the website: www.zumba.com

    Best Part is that I am working under my good friend and master trainer, Rebecca!





    Too happy right now....now back to my exams!!!

    Current Mood: happy
    Saturday, February 24th, 2007
    1:13 am
    So....
    How is everyone doing. Been gone a while, doing the great things a guy like me should be doing. Finding love and living a dream. Hope to hear from you all soon.
    Wednesday, December 27th, 2006
    5:21 am
    Quick Notes on a memorable night
    Penthouse on the 30th floor of 900 N Michigan Mall: 1.5 million dollars a year

    Bottle of Don Perignon: 250 dollars

    Fuzion™ 7236 Whirlpool Bath jacuzzi:5,564 dollars

    Having a major TV producer riding your dick in a jacuzzi overlooking the city skyline while you sipping on Don Perignon with the producer's husband beating off to the scene: Priceless

    Season's Greetings!!!

    Current Mood: accomplished
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